Masculine Traits:

1. [ ] You have a penis.

2. [ ] You would prefer having a penis.

3. [x] You don't wear makeup. (*hiss*)

4. [/] You love sports. (Soccer!)

5. [ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.

6. [x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect. (NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!)

7. [] You enjoy UFC fighting. (?)

8. [] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.

9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.

10. [x] You like violent music.

11. [x] You don't care how you smell.

12. [x] You look up to male role-models.

13. [ ] You can relate to guy logic.

14. [ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect.

15. [x] You like baggy clothes.

16. [] You like a well tailored suit.

17. [x] You love memes.

18. [x] You like big dogs.

19. [] Fedoras are cool.

20. [x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.

21. [] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.

22. [/] You sit with your legs apart.

23. [ ] You don't understand women.

24. [ ] You rarely cry in front of people.

25. [ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.

26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect

27. [x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (Anyone, really. Unless they're a moron)

28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench.

29. [ ] You have facial/chest hair.

30. [ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.

Total: 13

Feminine Traits

1. [x] You have a vagina.

2. [x] You would prefer having a vagina.

3. [ ]  You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc. (*hiss*)

4. [ ] You wish you were thinner.

5. [x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (How is this a feminine trait...?)

6. [ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.

7. [ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.

8. [ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.

9. [x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

10. [ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.

11. [ ] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.

12. [x] You look up to female role-models.

13. [x] You can relate to women.

14. [] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.

15. [ ] You like cute clothes.

16. [ ] You love a nicely laced corset.

17. [ ] You love to dye your hair.

18. [x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.

19. [ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches. (PFFFFFFT!)

20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.

21. [/] You cross your legs and have good posture.

22. [x] The male brain is a mystery.

23. [x] You don't mind letting your feelings out.

24. [ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.

25. [/] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with a melon baller. (I'm not jealous, just don't try anything. He's taken, and so am I.)

26. [] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.  

27. [] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath,with bubbles

28. [x] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.

29. [x] You love cute little animals.

30. [ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.

Total: 12