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What would the Freelancers do for a Klondike bar?
At Freelancer commend, we asked the freelancer agents what they would do for a Klondike bar
So, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
South Dakota: Kill my brother
North: What!?
South: I mean
kiss my brother.
North: ...I feel uncomfortable right now.
Me: You and me both.
Carolina: Do you think if I gave the Director a Klondike bar he would make me number one again!?
Me: Um, I don't know, maybe-
Carolina: YEAZ!
York: If I hold a Klondike bar to my eye, do you think it would help me see out of it?
Me: No.
York: Oh. Ok.
Me: Would you like a Klondike bar now?
York: Sure.
Me: But what would you do for one?
York: ...Just give me the fuck
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15 ways to annoy Church
15 ways to annoy Church
Disclaimer: I would suggest you invest in bullet proof vest before trying any of this, but Church is such a bad shot hed probably miss anyway
1. Get him to read the twilight series by Stephanie Myer, then tell him Caboose has imprinted on him
2. Clone Caboose about a hundred times and let them loose. Video the results
3. When hes carrying the nice long sniper rife, tell him hes not fooling anyone and hes obviously overcompensating for something.
4. When he protests tell him thats not what Tex said. Imply it might be the reason she was always cheating on him
5. Ask him wh
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RvB - Jelly Beans
Title: Jelly Beans
Author: Kyrianne
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Pairing: Church/Caboose fluff, even though I don't really condone the pairing
Rating: PG
Word Count: 839
Summary: It's Easter at Blue Base~ (3rd person, Church's POV)
Disclaimer: I don't own RvB in any way, shape, or form. Nor do I own Easter. xD
A/N: I know this is way late for Easter, but I thought of it while sorting my jelly beans (the blues ones are so gross D;) and I just had to write it.
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"Caboose, put it down!"
"But Church--"
"I said, PUT IT DOWN!"
Reluctantly, the younger blue set the bright red jelly bean, poised and ready to be dropped into his waiting mouth, b
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Rated for fluff.
A birthday/christmas gift for Jspx! If you love red vs blue art, go to her gallery!
Hope you like it, girl! ~
(1)The confetti bomb in going to be in my sequel to Pranks a Lot. It’s rigged so that the instant the box is opened, the box explodes into a cloud of confetti. You’ll be finding confetti for years after it’s gone off. Just ask Wash.
A birthday/christmas gift for Jspx! If you love red vs blue art, go to her gallery!
Hope you like it, girl! ~
(1)The confetti bomb in going to be in my sequel to Pranks a Lot. It’s rigged so that the instant the box is opened, the box explodes into a cloud of confetti. You’ll be finding confetti for years after it’s gone off. Just ask Wash.
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